Performer Profile 2015 // Buncha Wankers
Introducing the first team to make us consider naming guidelines, Buncha Wankers. We’ll let them tell the rest.
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What’s your name?
Buncha Wankers
Where do you hail from?
We’re from BC, but that’s all we can tell you. For security purposes.
What’s the best thing about our city?
The cost of living, probably. Affordable housing, cheap organic produce, and plus – YVR airport has free WIFI.
Where do you draw your inspiration from?
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, mostly.
If someone were to write your biography/team biography, what would the title be?
“Games You Can Play With Your Pussy – And Lots of Other Stuff Cat Owners Should Know”
What is your WWE wrestling name and theme song?
“Buncha Wankers” is probably just about as intimidating as it gets where wrestling names are concerned. As far as theme songs go, we’re pretty partial to Shawn Michaels’ theme song “Sexy Boy”… But ultimately, we decided on Rolf Harris’ “My Body’s Nobody’s Body But Mine”. There’s a strong message there.
What is your favorite curse word? Use it in a sentence.
Uhhh, we don’t curse actually. That’s just f*cking rude.
What is your go to songza playlist?
Nothing gets us fired up like “Vodka Escapades: Ladies be Pregaming”
